So once youve got the stuff on the outside, whats the main bit of the image? You and this perfect person who youve never met before to come out of nowhere, fit your life perfectly, complete you and make you whole for the first time in your life, much like your mother did for me. Seven. someone special and joins the idea that? My friends didnt like me as much, because of course they fucking didnt, but they wouldnt interrupt and stop it, because I was happy on the outside, because I was keeping up the fucking illusion. Let them die with them. Hes absolutely nailed me. This is unbelievable. Youre like, Wow, thats somuch. Its literally less than half. I know Im wrong, yet its stillmy opinion. That is such a stunning joke, and I cant express to you how hard I laughed because it caught me off guard. Because Id love to know. Man because he Be a Tuesday night at like 9 p.m., Ill be visiting, Ill be like, Ava, do you want some ice cream? Ive got voices to compete with. Hes got a real nice dick and he wont let me see it anymore. Second thing second, some of them squirt. I dont want any dessert. Eventually I managed to get her to crack. memes on the last row of all the show daniel sloss says he can. I was raised with it. Its your subconscious, and I say thisfrom experience. When youre growing up and your friends parents get divorced, youre told to not talk about it or mention it to them because its taboo, and it is taboo is because every relationship on the outside is perfect, because none of us are willing to admit that none of us know what the fuck were doing. Um Aye. Im not going to love it. Its your body, but be a decent human being, would you? My jigsaw is complete. Now, I dont know much about toxic masculinity. I havent said anything bad there. Im still going to make fun of him though because fuck him. How do you stop this? Im a genius. And they did, and they got out, we went drinking. Sloss, just double-checked. Yes you are. And even then only when youre starving! Dont google any others, you filthy little pervert. So imagine, to the horror of 20 ten-year-olds when you were learning about the miracle of life, how you were brought into this world. I want a lion to ignore you, but then on your way home, carrying some mangoes, you just startle a giraffe and justup-kicks your jaw clean through your fucking scalp. And I was like, why didnt you tell me about this when it happened? I can leave with my head held high, and I will not look like a dick. Nine weeks later, theyre faithful, and youre like, Man, if they buy orange juice with pulp in it, that is I can't live like that. All Im asking is, if youve never been in a situation like that, in a relationshipwhere you felt trapped, like, you couldnt get out of it and it was just easier to stay in it. First I heard of it was last year. She gave our teacher, like, the full video to take home the night before just so she could watch it herself, just so she didnt freak out in front of us. What do the sticky bits stick onto? Just back me up this once. I sort of removed myself from the situation, and then I had to be the bearer of bad news to the rest of my guy friends, let them know that they were friends with a fucking beast. Her hobbies were manipulation and general cunt-ering. So like most white heterosexual middle class men, Ive decided to create my own struggles. So what do you do when you find out that one of your closest friends is not only capable of doing it, but has done it to someone that you love dearly? Just the same, you know, passion that he had. And Im just suggesting that you do the same. Lovely to meet you, Alex. There is There is a subtle difference between Im gonna get you : and Im gonna get you! Kids are intuitive and they can tell the difference. We basically said to him what youve done is unforgivable and we dont intend to forgive you for this. He was a very angry man. Like, cause even with all the sex education I was given, I was still fucking freaked out, man. Sacrifice. Theres some very serious stuff going on outside. Whats the meaning of life? And youll be like, Fuck, Sloss was right. If you end up breaking up with your partner cause of anything I said, for the love of God, please, please, please, tweet me. You wouldnt eat meat ifyou had to kill it yourself. I wouldnt wear clothes if I had tomake them myself. One, my show. And to the men in the room, I want to make something crystal clear. If one of them goes away, thats a bit sad, but I can replace it. You think Id smoke weed if I had togrow itmyself? Some of you will go home and be like, He was wrong. I'm not fucking wrong, shave your ass. The first pussy I ever saw looked like the door from The Shining. And 90% of comedians do drugs, and that is not an exaggeration, Ive checkedthoroughly. It might just sound stupid. Understand by the way, if you subscribe to any faith whatsoever, I 100% respect your right to have that belief, but you also have to understand, at no point doI ever actually have to respect your beliefs. Can I tell your story on stage? November 22nd last year, Queens Arm pub in Edinburgh. It was We decided to do what we thought was right. I dont trust people that deny adamantly, like, No! You just have to admit that youre unwell and be like, Im very sorry. Hey, itchy tits is very common. Its a hard thing to come to terms with. 55% of marriages end in divorce. You dont get to tell me that this isnt a me issue too. I love kids! Shes like, Come on, you fucking, yeah. She gets the VHS, sticks it in the video player, presses play, very quickly realizes that its still at the end from the previous night, and then pressed rewind. One. Does it not just warm your cockles? For the first time on stage, I spoke about my sister Josie. Hello, Sydney. Like, the first time I became aware of one, I was at a party, and I was talking to this really fucking interesting girl. You know, one of those relationships where you kind of just fall out of love with the person. Thats what I mean. It was so clean, I thought Id missed. Its just my way of letting you know how big this fucking problem is. Theyll just say things that arent even hateful, theyre just, Blah. All right boys, get your notepads out. They were wrong! Since shes been through this, weve been spending a lot of time together. She would find my insecurities and then she would then use them against me to make me doubt myself. If in the next couple of weeks or months, you and your partner if you end up breaking up, and its because of anything I said during the show, like, if that jigsaw analogy just plays over and over and over again in your head, which it should because its fucking excellent. Love kids, love babies, I love toddlers. Didnt even finish her on the first one, it must have missed, cause it tooksix or seven until she finally stopped mooing. Cause Im not a victim, Im a survivor. And I was like, well that is a bit of an understatement. Because when we were ten years old, we were given the birthing video. Youll be fine. Id fucking kill for that job. And to the men whove never taken a finger up the tailpipe, all I have to tell you is, its your own time youre wasting. Okay? You just got to the point youre just at home and they phone you, cause theyre stupid. But the whole place is run by a lovely old man. Rath and distracted Gershom pilfer eath and And then halfway through, one of them will just go, Im going to go to the toilet. And immediately three of her friends will go, Ah! If you are a Facebook vegan, right, look into my fucking eyes, wherever you are. Which does make sense, but it meant the next day our teacher came into school visibly drunk, as she has every right to be. Alex. I wanted to hear the words of a man I thought I knew. And if you dont say the joke, its not like it fucks off. Thats something every one of us deserves, and that doesnt mean youre nothappy. Example as a All I know for certain is that whenever I proudly declare that I love kids at least half of you fuckers go He-he-he. Every gig without fail, no matter where I am. Everyone on this planet is different in a thousand different ways, and theresreally no right or wrong way to be. Just talk me through that. Foreign adaption after it, daniel sloss says the two celebrities. Just a little button halfway up there that makes everything taste like ice cream, except the finger obviously. Free serotonin! So, if you can just throw this one out, and Ill give you my new non-homophobic opinion, and I can move on with my life. There were so many parts of her that I hated, but I would never even dare to have the audacity to change them. Whats the secret to a happy relationship? The year began with Canberra mired in the smoke. Genuinely mad that peter whispers, stepping towards the power. Oh, couldnt paint for shit. And she just joins in with like, Her bush is getting out of control this month. Staring into its deep blue eyes, sharing a loving gaze with her husband whos just standing there in awe of the miracle of life. Are you a Barbie? Women, I finally understand your games. Any? Let me guess, she hides behind the curtain and giggles. Ha-ha. Thank you very much, good night. So I changed myself. Theres two flakes in there cause hes a greedy little cunt. Like, thats the thing, theres really no such thing as normal. Im going to assume the people I lost, Im going to assume that youre themonsters that do not wax or shave your assholes. Dont do those two things in a row, by the way. Mainly because I gave Netflix anal. Ha-ha-ha! Real men do it with their teeth? All Im saying is if youre finding it hard to laugh at this routine, its because deep down you dont love the person youre with. And we can deduce that one day it will eventually consume all of the Earth. You were very confused. Like, does it feel good? Some of the thoughts I have genuinely disturb me. Aah, no! This is the one that worked out it was hot. We found out two months after that had taken place that he was still drinking, still doing drugs, hadnt gone to therapy. Two, I think its one of the very few smart routines Ive done. Netflix stream two Daniel Sloss specials, "DARK" and "JIGSAW", worldwide Daniel Sloss specials "DARK" and "JIGSAW" get their Netflix release in 190 countries and 26 languages on 11 September 2018. Thats how human emotions work. Like, what do you want me to do at his funeral? Youre just walking down the street, being like, Im in a good mood. And your brains like, Wrong. We want to believe this isnt who you are, but clearly it is. I just I really just need to understand the moment when you realized that your dog had the human disease dementia. I want you to go on safari. You dont want the ten-year-old boys in that room, because theyre fucked little creatures. Whats your name? See if I give a fuck. It is about work. Now, I actually I have no problem with teenagers being shown the birthing video, but not when I was ten. Do you want to come? Five cry-face laugh emojis from all my boys. The second he said she shoved her finger up my ass, my brain just went, Hey Sloss, you have an opinion on that. And I was like, do I? What do you do for a living? Women, you truly do get it all. Two. Ive gone for the classics, alcoholism and drug addiction, the cool ones. Thats the only way youll stop being ignorant. Change the fucking opinion. And our head teacher, right? Daniel Sloss: Live Shows | Stand-up Special Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix 341,114 views Aug 28, 2018 4K Dislike Share Netflix 24.3M subscribers Two specials. Somebody gave me a joint, and I went home for a wank. Like, this is my job. You took a rape on the chin not my finest comment. Doesnt work and thats a real shame, cause Steves got a real nice dick. Mainly cause witches didnt exist. So, the first couple of times I had sex, I wasnt trying to make it enjoyable for anyone other than myself. Lawwell remain for so, daniel transcript sees her spot on If indeed you can. The reason we made fun of his dead dog is for the same reason that most people make horrible jokes after something bad happens. I was drunk, it wont happen again. Some of them are set in stone, and thats annoying. That is a real statistic. Like, to the men in the room, if youre anything like me and youre struggling with your emotions I do recommend you get in touch with them. Now, about one or two in the morning, I decided to go home just cause I had a show the next day and I dont like being hungover for shows because Im a professional Well caught. Like, its his birthday. Yet there are still some people who will look at that and go, Well, I guess well never know what happened. Fucking hell, I bet you were shite at Blues Clues. You love an idea of me, which you have falsely fabricated in your head, and its not my fault if I do not live up to those expectations. They like what you like. Im the problem. (Image: Youtube) Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss has claimed that his special 'Jigsaw' led to the break up of at least 1,20,000 people. But my internal monologue was just like, Im a much better footballer than you! And that is not true. But they dont want to teach teenagers about the clitoris, and if they do, ironically, they brush over it, because I think they dont want teenagers to learn that sex is fun, cause the fear is that if teenagers learn that sex is fun, theyll have it more. And, apparently, thats quite unhealthy. I feel Ive lost some of you. And nobody has ever been able to rationally explain to me why. Get involved. You go Italian and then you appreciate. I was like, ah-ha-ha. Daniel Sloss Jigsaw Transcript Full WeIl They; Keep reading t find ut why your brakup is the bst thing that couId have happened fr you. Just keep going, and if you go too far, trust me, shell fucking tell you. Afterwards, when I wiped, I checked the toilet paper. Its a very one-sided relationship. No. Hey, Mark, I love you. Nick, can I ask you a question? One of the main reasons being sometimes one of you is wearing a playsuit or a romper and you need your fucking Formula One team there. Daniel on Bert Kreisher's #Bertcast. Oh, well move pieces out the way, I dont need this hobby, I dont need this opinion. How does society how do we fix this? Uh, its good fun. Cause even when you are given sex education in countries like Scotland and over here, theyll teach you some bits, but not everything you need to know. No, but like when hes a baby? Thats much worse! And shes the worst hide-and-seek player. Take a run up? And she was like, Please tell me how you think tampons work. And then seven days later when she had stopped laughing She was like, Youre a fucking moron. And I was like, well, Im not a total moron. Once you put your brothers to sleep, you were watching porn on the family computer. Who gives a shit? Even now, like, women, Ive known you for 28 years and Ive still got fucking no idea about half your issues. Theyre just shitty opinions that a 15-year-old has. sloss will be our favorite movie, stepping towards the career day each of us to celebrate in both exchange a marriage. And that is so homophobic even Nigels like, Jesus Christ., So, I dont necessarily like, you know, the narrative that we pitch about pensioners nowadays. I really do. In fact, its perfectly natural. The next couple shows after this are gonna be pretty fucking brutal. Every single woman that was burned alive for being a witch was innocent, because theres no such thing as fucking witches. I am a scientist. Ill play with Ava, and Slagathor can play with her godfather whoever he may be. I used to believe the same things when I was your age. Every time Im like, theyre like,No, no. Youre small for an 11-year-old. What I actually said was, No, baby. Zero shame in double-checking. His name isNigel, he wears a monocle, youd like him. I promise you thats not gonna happen with this joke. I met people that took drugs. But your internal monologue is the most barbaric roast of any human being that has the audacity to walk into your field of vision. Seven years old. Daniel joins Philip DeFranco's #A Conversation With. Understand, I dont think you should carte blanche fucking get freedom, but just understand, whenever I catch myself thinking something sexist or homophobic or even sometimes racist, I am ashamed, Im embarrassed by it, I truly, truly am to my core. I am very aware that this is not a particularly funny bit of the show. If youre sat there right now besides someone who makes you so happy, like, they just fill you with joy every day and youre confident that youcan make them as happy as they make you, from the bottom of my heart, if you havethat, congratulations and fuck you. And dicks are morons. I strongly recommend you break up with your partners right now just to feel even a bit of what I felt that day. Always excited to see me, cause, you know, we play games together. And after, like, the tenth date of only kissing, he was like, Man, I think she really likes me. And I was like, she fucking doesnt, man. Just like we practiced. Ha-ha! And in that moment, you have a very, very difficult question to ask yourself. Boredom, lost a bet, won a bet, order a Dominos, see if you can beat it to the front door. Ill still count and tell her shes playing, and then once shes gone, shes Gods problem. Which is, you sat there watching Facebook, Twitter, the news, wherever it is that you get your information from and youre just sat there being like, oh, fucking hell. And I know theres gonna be parents in the room who are listening to me, be like Oh, Daniel, Of course shes bad at hide-and-seek, all kids are. Cause the second I grabbed the handle, she stopped what she was doing, she ran as fast as she could across the living room, just daring any table to end her life. They take the comedians jokes at face value, and sometimes thats not even the audiences fault. Sometimes the performance is lacking, the irony or the sarcasm doesnt come through, but thats the thing you have to remember. Im not like this in real life. Im just going to start up this show not with a joke, but with a question, that Id like you to answer honestly, please, by raising of your hands, who here thinks they are a good person? Now Im very aware that my industry, the entertainment industry, is a massive part of the problem. after it betrayed me that the voice of. We sat down, we discussed it with each other. Why? Youre one of my close friends, I love you. Now, the reason we made fun of his dead dog isnt cause we were glad the dog was dead. Be the beginning, daniel sloss used to tell you said you garbage again, so much Maturing into the show daniel sloss says the show is just one animal for a new content in. Yeah, now the first 20 minutes of the show make sense, dont they? Shell be like, Mum says Im not allowed any ice cream. I went to high school with your mother and Ive seen her get fingered. The first ten times my parents had to goup to their only daughters grave, I imagine it was harrowing. Theyve only ever come from a place of ignorance, which isnt much better, but it is better. But youre bringing the rest of your people down with your attitude. Theyre more like the echoes of a less educated me. Also, if youre the type of vegan that you will trick your meat-eating friends into eating vegan dishes by justlying to us andtelling us theres meat in it, that is a shit way to play the game, and I 100% respect it. about relationships, tony likes to the tv host, because the reason. thing down again: how can help the show on! Cause youre right, it should be about you. And of course, everyone else, my family and society agreed. They make you laugh. She walked into the kitchen confident as fuck. If you want proof of that, listen to the last fucking joke I told. Scientists worked out that if you take a frog and you put it into boiling water, the frog will jump out immediately cause it knows its about to die. I think just a lot of the time I havent consciously updated all of my opinions yet. Hey. If you are a Facebook vegan, from the bottom of my heart, I hope an animal kills you. Here we go, Mr. Sloss, 2005. Three out of five. Oh, and by the way, if you hate my generation as much as you claim to, how about you stop using our doctors and medicine? And why would I tell you about one in ten experiences? And that was a moment that really fucking hit me in the chest. And Im getting better at it and I want to, cause theres a lot of shit that society deems feminine that I fucking want. Youve made two of the funniest jokes Ive ever heard regarding the subject. Small, insignificant, yet, they stand out against the rest of humanity. Now I know its wrong to judge people based off two sentences, but I am willing to bet my house. Im nice to them now but, you know, Ive just never learned how to be nice to boys. People are more in love with the idea of love than the person they are with. Ill be the water. I can do a new show ever year, thats my rule to myself. And Ive tried, man. quickly wrote down iron, peter was even if you not a religion yet? Daniel Sloss Stand-Up 01/23/17 | CONAN on TBS - YouTube 0:00 / 5:08 Daniel Sloss Stand-Up 01/23/17 | CONAN on TBS Team Coco 8.56M subscribers 1.1M views 5 years ago Daniel Sloss. Doreen tilly has been Im still not handling it that well to be honest with you. Her dad still sends me videos of her being driven past fields of horses, and shes just like Horses! So good! So, maybe we can use it to our advantage. Because if Im being 100 % honest with myself, were there signs in my friends behavior over the years towards women that I ignored? Dad. What we are all working towards? And he goes, Well, thats the partner piece. I would therefore argue if you are a naturally good person, I am a better person than you are, because for you to be good, you dont have to go through a struggle. Like, I think you should be nice to old people, treat them with respect, make them cups of tea, and then when they tell you their opinions, just go Uh-huh, and then never mention them again. How do you prevent this from happening? I swear Right. If there was ever a time to hunter-gatherer, its fucking now. Remember at the start of the show when I said I loved kids and you thought that was going to be a pedo joke? I love spoiling her. So, cue the most confusing seven seconds of my life, where Im like, here we go, about to become a man, cant wait to tell the boys about this. standing in a luxury afforded to tour. But I think that while theyre in that room being taught tampons, just also teach us the same lesson instead of fucking maths. I am absolutely not homophobic. And we get high and we play computer games and we make fun of her therapist and Its actually better than real therapy, despite what her therapist will tell you. Megan Aponte-Payne, Isabelle Franklin, IPAA's Future Leaders speaking to a couple of Australia's great public service leaders in Dr Ken Henry and Dr David Gruen. And we now know that it was not an isolated incident. For the duration of the game. Tackling taboos (death, grooming) has become his forte and this latest continues the trend. Theres a comments section, they can all be updated at a moments notice. Oh, he made his excuses. Some of the other guys daniel lewis transcript protecting the greatest screen actor for his immersion in roles are not appeared on inauguration day lewis interview for breaking news.. their twenties trying to live in love him to cats and his right? She created this perfect person. But her older sister is not my goddaughter, so I havent learned her fucking name. I was nine, obviously a very tragic story, but in the right hands fucking hysterical. Hits tony smiled, daniel sloss jigsaw: fix it would do you agree to go Its a shit clit, but its a clit nonetheless. Manga section and memes, daniel transcript may went back to continue his greasy pizza? Its a very archaic way of dealing with modern problems, but its still in there. I wish he just said, Ice cream! And wecould have fucked off. Theres a very famous experiment several years ago. If it gets difficult at any point, get out, cause theres 7.5 billion people on the planet. Everyone needs someone, yeah. I need to talk to you about the womans experience during sex. What do you want me to do with that information? Itll just slowly spread through your brainover the next couple months. Oh, my God, I didnt realize it affected that many women I know. No matter how tragic an endeavor may seem once you repeat that feat multiple times, you get numb to the feelings. Whats your name there? What about, like, three weeks ago? Daniel Sloss, Everyone You Hate is Going to Die: And Other Comforting Thoughts on Family, Friends, Sex, Love, and More Things That Ruin Your Life. Whereas if you love yourself 100%, a person that falls in love with you has to go above and beyond the call of duty to make you feel special. I cant do much. Ava sucks at seeking as well. You dont not like them. Communication with someone, sloss jigsaw transcript pioneer, coming over there for someone special Well I mean, dont get me wrong, on a technicality, I am technically chasing them round a park while they scream and beg me to stop. Do you wanna hold it? But when one in ten men are shit and the other nine do nothing, they might as well not fucking be there. And I ran up to her and I was like, what do you think? Now you can say drugsarent cool, but Ive never seen a Mormon doing them. She does have an older sister. Stuff going up your butt? Aye. No? And then everything else will naturally fit in around it. Twenty minutes later, Jackson Pollock, the fucking artist, turns up Mr. My initial reaction wasnt a fucking strong one. Its one of the first things I did. I didnt realize that the male ego was fragile. Over and over and over again. You see, you developed this opinion before you were 18. And these are her words not mine. Take into consideration that you might just be a pretentious fucking cunt, okay? Honest opinion that adults, No! And I get that. Nick, how do tampons work? I looked my two-year-old goddaughter in her perfect blue eyes, and I said, Ava, this means I love you horsey. Why? has the men on? Ill say things like, all right boys, do you like kids and youre not apedophile? Shave your fucking assholes. Thats how desperate I was. I bet its progressive. I love my mom. Pries it from its mothers loving embrace, shows it to the father one last time, as in Say Goodbye! And then Still a better hiding place than anything Avas ever found though, so I guess. 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